My dear friends you have read about the chemistry of many compounds in your text book and you have also studied their properties, occurrence, symbol, preparation uses and prosecution.Now I am telling you about chemistry which you have not read before. This is the chemistry of woman. It is represented by "W" due to her came.
It is also prepared by product of humanities and can also be synthesized from cosmetics, gold, beautiful clothes and other valuable things.
Properties: As for as the properties of woman are concerned they are of two types.
Properties: As for as the properties of woman are concerned they are of two types.
1.Physical Properties: -
They have the following physical properties.
1. Multi colored.2. Often Sour.
3. Usually harmless at normal temperature and pressure, but deadly poisonous under certain condition.
4. They have a variable density.
5. They boil at nothing but freeze at any thin.
6. They melt when properly treated.
7. Very brittle to rough handling.
2. Chemical Properties:-
1. They possess a great affinity for things like solid diamond, expensive clothes and shoes.
2. Violent reaction when left alone.
3. Decolonizes when places besides better looking ladies.
4. Soluble in dilute "Flattering aid" (Flattery).
5. Gives dense faucet when treated with instinctive aid (Insult).
6. When mixed with other species (ladies) produce endless chattering notes.
7. They are active in nature.
3. Uses:-
1. Highly ornamental.
2. May be used as catalyst for improving love spirits.
3. It is also known as the best income reducing agent.
4. May be used as slow and sweet poison.
5. They have smooth and refreshing action under certain condition.
6. It can also be used as good distributing agent.
4. Precaution:-
1. They are highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
2. Has very little capacity for holding secrets.
3. Beware of its automatic system of making tears.
4. Taste is varying continuously.
5. Highly toxic under certain condition.
